What do you do when boredom strikes? (smother each other with smuppet butts maybe)
HELLO DIRK. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.

Anonymous
Dirks, which one of you likes puppets more? And is the fetish even really 'ironic' at this point?

Anonymous
if there are two cals how do you tell them apart?

Anonymous
What, other than fighting, is your favorite thing to do together?

Anonymous
Who's the best cook in the household? But if none of you cook (I wouldn't be surprised), how are the household chores assigned among you four bachelors?