Striders chatting, obviously.
What do you do when boredom strikes? (smother each other with smuppet butts maybe)

HELLO DIRK. I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
Anonymous

Dirks, which one of you likes puppets more? And is the fetish even really 'ironic' at this point?
Anonymous

How're John and Jake?
Anonymous

if there are two cals how do you tell them apart?
Anonymous

What, other than fighting, is your favorite thing to do together?
Anonymous

Who's the best cook in the household? But if none of you cook (I wouldn't be surprised), how are the household chores assigned among you four bachelors?